Oooo radioactive!

Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
07/11/2020 at 15:14 • Filed to: None

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If it glows don’t touch it

Thats a new one... nuclear green

Anyhoo having now taste tested it...it is my professional opinion that it tasted like shampoo smells.

I love it


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
07/11/2020 at 16:02

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Please tell me you’re not mixing Monster with beer, because those cans are clearly both open.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/11/2020 at 16:05

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eh...not mixing them....just drinking them at the same time

in unrelated news....im a little hyperactive


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
07/11/2020 at 16:06

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golly, I wonder why


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/11/2020 at 16:10

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i have no idea

but its fun so im okay with it


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/11/2020 at 17:09

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I’ve had a bartender make me a drink involving Redbull, a lager, and a few other mix ins. It was good, but probably won’t order one again.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > i86hotdogs
07/11/2020 at 17:15

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Mixing uppers and downers never goes well


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/11/2020 at 17:26

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Here for a good time not a long time.


Kinja'd!!! SmugAardvark > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
07/11/2020 at 18:19

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To me, they taste exactly like green Jolly Rancher candies.

I’m good for a few sips, then it just gets to be a bit overwhelming. I tend to stick with the orange and purple flavors.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > SmugAardvark
07/11/2020 at 18:36

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ive never had a jolly rancher candy...so ill take your word for that one

anyhoo... monster wise...the best flavour is still rossi...tho...all the sugarfree ultras are pretty good....cept the white one....its meh


Kinja'd!!! SmugAardvark > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
07/11/2020 at 20:02

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Here’s my officially unofficial ranking of Monster Ultra flavors:

1. Ultra Sunrise (Orange)

2. Ultra Violet (Purple/Grape )

3. Ultra Fiesta (Teal/Mango )

4. Ultra Red (Red, I guess?)

5. Ultra Black (Black/Black Cherry)

6. Ultra Blue (Blue Raspberry?/Blue)

7. Ultra Rosa (Grapefruit I think/Pink)

8. Ultra Zero (Doo-Doo/ White)

I don’t really care for the Rosa, mostly because I don’t like grapefruit. And the white can just has an unidentifiable flavor that just hits me the wrong way.


Kinja'd!!! zipfuel > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
07/11/2020 at 21:39

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Hit it with a blacklight and see if it actually glows. The cheapo off brand energy drink they used to serve with vodka in da club back in the day (Red Rooster? ) lit up an appetising neon green.

I support your choices of mixing booze with energy drinks, always a good night.


Kinja'd!!! InFierority Complex > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
07/12/2020 at 15:41

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Picked one up today. Tasted good but can’t really nail down a flavor other than “tropical?” Would definitely pick one up again.